About Us

Catherine Sarah Noris is a 88-year-old former personal trainer who enjoys vandalising bus stops, watching sport and flower arranging. She is inspiring and brave, but can also be very selfish and a bit sadistic.

She is a Japanese Buddhist who defines herself as bisexual. She finished school and then left academia. She has a severe phobia of crocodiles, and is obsessed with jazz and Frozen.

Physically, Catherine is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. She is very tall with chocolate skin, black hair and green eyes. She has a tattoo of a trombone on her upper back.

She grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. After her mother died when she was young, she was raised by her father

She is currently single. Her most recent romance was with an artist called Ricardo Luke Moss, who was 15 years older than her. Ricardo died in 1961. The papers reported the cause of death: ‘cancer’.

Catherine has two children with late husband Ricardo: Allison aged 58 and Beau aged 64.

Catherine’s best friend is a former personal trainer called Jon Jenkins. They get on well most of the time. They enjoy reading together.